Write Me A River..

richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sherloquent:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

“Hallelujah” 

“HALLELUJAH”

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thefoxxybenedict:

kinemon:

the-robot-condese:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

this button

should not be that close to this button

another person understands

its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it

i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green

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roane72:

pati79:

life-as-an-angel-condom:

I’ll fuck you so hard, you’ll forget what hydrogen’s atomic number is.

naughty Capt. Watson

I’d forget my own name, doctor Watson…

Reblogging for reasons.

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trivia-goddess:

my-goodsweethoneylord:

myheartbelongstoloki:

underboobvagina:

what if there was a historical typo and it was actually jack the stripper 

I JUST SPAT TEA EVERYWHERE

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just-another-lurkim:

excusemeandmyexistence:

an-owls-eye:

gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

The fiercest bender of them all

forever reblogging

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whereforeartthouwolves:

envynervine:

I know this might not even get notes so here.

No matter how many. As long as this original post stands. I will do it. BD

Aww slime girls sounds so cute :D

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wordsmithdee:

ladiesloveloki:

detectivejackharkness:

detectivejackharkness:

unitedkingdom-orgy:

detectivejackharkness:

_woopsie.. 

I do believe that this is the single greatest John Barrowman related post that exists in all of the tumblr-verse

casually brings this back

And damn it all, his legs look so much better than mine in heels…

I may be jealous of how he looks in heels. It’s just not fair.

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blckppl:

i can’t fucking breathe 

if you like laughing watch this holy fuck

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vivianandhersocalledlife:

wizardlightningbattle:

mishasredlolly:

hobbit24601:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

isolemnly-swearimuptonogood:

I just lost everything…I’m crying from how perfect this is.

I feel like I’m gonna puke I have been laughing at this for a while now omfg

This has just become my own personal forever reblog

CHRIST

FUCK

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